Microsoft Humor
Here are some delightful quotes from
http://em.ca/~bruceg/quotes.html:
- "Honestly, security experts don't pick on Microsoft because
we have some fundamental dislike for the company. Indeed,
Microsoft's poor products are one of the reasons we're in
business. We pick on them because they've done more to harm
Internet security than anyone else, because they repeatedly
lie to the public about their products' security, and
because they do everything they can to convince people that
the problems lie anywhere but inside Microsoft. Microsoft
treats security vulnerabilities as public relations
problems. Until that changes, expect more of this kind of
nonsense from Microsoft and its products." -- Bruce Schneier
- "I love the way Microsoft follows standards. In much the same manner that
fish follow migrating caribou." -- Paul Tomblin
If you are still dealing with Microsoft, perhaps you would find the experiences of the Ernie Ball company entertaining:
http://news.com.com/2008-1082_3-5065859.html: